INTELLECTUALS, reason & al.

[Stephen Chilton]

Oh, goody!  Let's have a war between the proles and the eggheads!  I
know we'll all benefit.

"I can hire one half the working class to kill the other half."
		- Jay Gould, railroad magnate, before the 1886
		strike on his Southwestern System


Best to all,
Steve

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| Stephen Chilton, Associate Professor, Dept of Pol Science |
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| [Some supposedly] Actual Newspaper Headlines:             |
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| - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands                |
| - Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms                          |
| - Eye Drops Off Shelf                                     |
| - Teacher Strikes Idle Kids                               |
| - Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead              |
| - Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim                             |
| - Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66               |
| - Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe                     |
| - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told             |
|      [Courtesy of Roger Fossum]                           |
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