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Phil Robinson
philvet@hotmail.com
Sun, 19 May 2002 10:47:59 +0000
>From: Clinton Austin <s97018342@tuks.co.za>
>To: Andrew Tucker <s96045478@tuks.co.za>, Andrew Gill
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>Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 12:51:33 +0200 (SAST)
>
>
>The most functional word in the English language is... Shit.
>That's right, shit! Consider this:
>
>You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for
>brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
>find a place for your shit or, decide to shit or get off the
>pot.
>
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
>forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people
>know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
>shit and Shinola.
>
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits.
>There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw
>shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when shit
>hits the fan.
>
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find
>yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some
>days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and
>some days are just plain shitty.
>
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
>there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much
>shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot
>of weird shit.
>
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself
>up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch
>turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
>come out smelling like a rose.
>
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
>building block of life. And remember, once you know your shit,
>you don't need to know anything else.
>
>Pass this along---if you give a shit.
>
>
>
>------------------------------------
>Clinton Austin
>IVSA Exchange Officer: South Africa
>+27 82 973 9896
>s97018342@tuks.co.za
>------------------------------------
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