[Lions] Re: rainbow that sensible children's programme

[Alex Brooks]

>Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
>Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
>accident. Innuendo all the way
>
>The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
>
>Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
>George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
>Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
>
>We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind
>it.
>
>Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
>Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
>Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
>
>Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a
>Hammer and peg kit
>
>Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
>George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
>
>Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
>Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
>Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you
>like to play with?"
>George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we
>going to play with our friend's balls today?
>Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
>
>Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
>Zippy:" Oh  I have, showed him how to pluck with it."
>Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
>Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
>Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
>George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
>Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
>Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
>Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers 
>couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their 
>instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
>
>Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
>
>Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
>Rod: " Banging can be fun."
>Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and 
>Freddy."
>Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking  instrument."
>Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm  twanging away?"
>Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you 
>like to play with my maracas?
>Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
>George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
>Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny  twanger. 
>But it works well and I like to play with it."
>
>Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out?
>And remember, you can bang your balls at the  same time. If you haven't got

>any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking

>song."
>
>Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all 
>day."

Alexander Brooks
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